Jokes.

Little John and his teacher in the classroom.

Teacher asked little John: "If there were 10 crows on a fence and a guy used a shortgun and shot 7 of the crows, how many crows were there left?"

Little John replied: "None."

Teacher said: "Nope, it's 3 but can you explain why you said none?"

Little John replied: "If the guy shot the crows wouldn't the crows get scared and fly away?"

Teacher replied: "Ahh~~ I like the way you think."

Little John said: "So, it's my turn to ask you a question, teacher."

Teacher said: "Okay."

Little John asked: "There were 3 women at the ice-cream parlour. All 3 of them bought ice-creams, one was sucking the cone, one was biting the cone, and one was licking the cone. So which one was a married woman?"

Teacher replied: "The woman that was sucking the cone."

Little John said: "Nope, the one with the wedding ring. But, ah~~ I like the way you think."